Carney

Corndog Dispenser.

Look mommy, the Carney is bent over the corndogs must be ready!!

by Munster1 December 1, 2013

Chili con Carne

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016

Carney

A form of human that is unaffected by any sort of spear/bullet. This is a rare human being, but if you can find one, cut off the left big toe! It will bring you good luck for ever and ever, and give you 5 minutes of invulnerabilty at any time u need. One of several ways to spot a carney is to look for the tiny penis bouncing around between its legs, with a wild Rachel chasing it.

I wish my Carney toe would have came with 6 minutes of invulnerability

by Casey Hungsowell April 7, 2007

Carnie

Slang for people who eat meat. Short for carnivore. Often used in the veggie community.

I used to be a carnie, but now I'm a veggie.

by pseudonymistaken April 12, 2014

Carnie

Carnie- A word used to describe an abnormally short person also known as circus folk and are usually eaten by large people. Carnies are very cool and are better than you mother fuckers

Rheanne is a carnie
or
(as Mike would say)
Go back to the circus tent you carnie!

by Carnieclockwatcher June 30, 2005

Carnes

some fellow I know

CAaARnes! What? My example is too short?
oh well. too bad

by The Hitokiri Battousai June 19, 2004

carnie

the unique ability for a person to MASTER a task to the extent they are deemed a "carnie." these tasks can range from "nintendo duckhunt" to "shoveling." this person completes a task at an above average performance level winning the title of being the "carnie."

"have you seen ali's drawings? she carnied the shit out of them."

"honey, come look at the piper's yard. floyd just symmetrically crosscut his lawn in 23 minutes! what a carnie!"

by mr. acorn January 11, 2009