Cinderblock Tow Strap

When you drop a cinderblock straight on your Shrimp and when the cinderblock is still resting upon your shrimp, you must try and pull the shrimp out with force creating and tugging and scratching sound. This is mainly used as a form of torture.

Don't make me cinderblock tow strap you right in the mouth.

by Jmaiee June 18, 2015

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Candle Eater

Hobo-slang sometimes used for the Russians.

Watch out for that candle eater, Vladimir.

by MBBart October 16, 2015

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cindle • Cindle shorté • Cindies • Cinderella • candle • Cinder Block • cinder • candle jack • cinderfella • Candle Stick

Cinderella shit stain

When you are at a party and see a random person's dirty undies on the floor. You then match them up to whomever isn't wearing any and "If the shoe fits", You have a Cinderella shit stain.

"People were so wasted at the party last night. Becky even left a Cinderella shit stain."

by DESERTxSPIDER April 15, 2016

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Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

by Irina Redd September 8, 2016

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