choads

two choads for the price of one.

two choads dont make a write.

by petrers lol April 13, 2005

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Choad

a person or thing that is short

my pants are so choad
hey choad!
sam is such a choad

by k-lynn February 3, 2005

choad tail

a stringy braided ass hair that hangs down to your choad.

Brian holmes has a choad tail.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

Choad

it is as long as it is wide, ahhhhh

gaz has a choad, luv swaby x

by c-h-o-a-d February 11, 2003

choad

Hi mrs.tablert, your son broke a glass. choad means a penis that is wider than it is long, this long

Tyler Mckneal is not a choad.

by alex r January 13, 2003

Choad

To have a fat dick but looks as thick as a tapeworm.

The Choad would not fit in the skinny vagina.

by Alex February 6, 2004