An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
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Get the World Championship of Boringness mug.A word utilised to describe someone who you believe is less superior than your overall ego. Common within the boundaries of cricket and constantly used a sledging term to rev up the opposition or if at grade training session on a Thursday arvo at approximately 5:30pm, can be used an overpowered piece of banter to end the civil communication of that annoying train on squad member who runs his mouth all day long but in reality is lucky be considered a look in the starting 11 for fifths. Champ can also be substituted with the term chief if it is used on too many occasions.
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Justin: "I'm so mad dude, Tony beat us to Champ Status...where's the vodka?"
Justin: "I'm so mad dude, Tony beat us to Champ Status...where's the vodka?"
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Nate:"Boy, we drankan that ghetto champagne"
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Mike:"Aww shit, what flavor?"
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Get the champ mug.A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.
President George W. Bush is a chimptard.
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