Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man

I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.

by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 17, 2010

Piss chimp

Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.

He's such a piss chimp. Whenever I see his stupid face I just want to unload my piss on him.

by Craig in the Hat May 26, 2011

ass chimp

A word or phrase meaning "ma bitch." A being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or chores that need to be done. Mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.

Siobhan is my ass chimp! Get away away Bitch!

I am an ass chimp to Sarah! Get away Bitch!

Ass monkey says: Get away from me u ol' hag i dont need ur SARS!

by sexkitten susie i liuv god April 10, 2003

Faat chiiicks

An insult said to large females. Made up by Wyman. Also said by alot of members of the San Marcos High Baseball team.

Garret and the Fellas walking down the hall. Fat girls in sight. Garrett: Faat chiiicks!!

by JonnyC February 22, 2005

chimpanic

A group of loud, wild, clueless young men who in the midst of a weekend party cause destruction.

The dorm's elevators don't work due to the chimpanic on the third floor.

by untitled user October 16, 2005

Chimp

Acronym for Came Heavily In My Pants. Premature ejaculation while clothed.

Man, that chick was so damn hot, I thought I was gonna chimp!

by billybobfunpants May 27, 2010

Chimp

A monkey, not a chimpanzee in the Jaun

Look at that chimp, not chimpanzee.

by Mr.King September 5, 2013