Cesar, is not god, is not awesome, is not cool. He doesn't have a dick (sorry bro) and he says he does. He is just a sarcastic being who is very, very, mean but still your friend because he relates to you .-.
cesar My dick makes girl squirt (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*
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by Corel July 3, 2003
Get the Casta De Corel mug.a person who is unusually and overtly sexual. Often attempting to have intercourse with anything nearby. This may even include inanimate objects.
by Peter Fitznicely June 15, 2008
Get the cesati mug.{Noun} Found between males legs when it's cold enough for testicles to clatter and chatter like castanets.
"I should have worn some thermal underwear, because you could hear my castanetesticles half a block away."
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yeah shes smokin!
i heard she got 6 guys last week, dumped them all last sunday. now she got me.
yeah shes smokin!
i heard she got 6 guys last week, dumped them all last sunday. now she got me.
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