Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.

*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”

by Bigjib February 6, 2020

Carrot

I think is uhh... I think it a.. I think it a carrot

What color is a carrot

I think it a carrot

by WeebKury May 26, 2020

carrot

a carrot

person 1: Akko is getting lazy, no?

Akko: carrot

by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020

Carrot God

The almighty being that created the earth from the cold of the silver foil abyss long ago

Guy 1:Dude did you pray to the carrot god today?
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure

by E P I C Despacito69 November 25, 2020

carrot vibes

The best kind of vibe.
Carrot Vibes

"How was your day?"
"Good"
"Thats Carrot Vibes".

"How was your day?"
"Not great."
"Oof thats not carrot vibes."

by Massive blob of carrot March 9, 2021

Carrot

It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.

A carrot is a fucking carrot.

Last night I took a carrot and preceded to beat my wife and kids with it.

by Conwolf08 May 13, 2021

Carroll

Carroll it's a person that's opposite of a Karen. When she walks up to you and asks you something, it gives you a feeling of a Karen. She says the next sentence and she's a cool person.

Carroll: What are you guys doing here?

Those guys: We're shooting a video...

Carroll: Can i be in it?

by Bumpkin Man July 5, 2021