Call of Duty bitch

1. The best game in existence, at least until 'Gamer' becomes real. Particularly true of the Modern Warfare series as it uses current weapons + assets, theatres & battle scenarios when compared to Black Ops. Seriously, why would someone carry a crossbow to own the shit out of terrorists?

2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.

3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.

1. Random (male): Mannnnnnn, I just shot some faggot with a 0.50 BMG round in the face. Fuck yeah, Call of Duty bitch!!

2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?

Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.

3. Gf: What's that you're playing?

You: It's Call of Duty bitch

Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!

You: My dream has come true!

by M0RG0TH May 21, 2011

Call of Duty Syndrome

A period in which you shouldn't go out in public after playing Call of Duty. Amount of time depends on time played. Symptoms can be hiding or trying to look for an RPG as you see a plane, confusing it for a Harrier Strike. Meeleeing someone when you see them running towards you. And many others.

Guy 1: Look man, a plane!

Guy 2: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHERES MY JAVELIN!

Guy 3: Chill out man, you just have Call of Duty Syndrome.

by the-informant96 February 1, 2010

call of duty 6 modern warfare 2

ridiculous over stimulation of the mind, leading to prolonged periods of trailer watching and twitter blogging, and in extreme cases, suicide.

"I WANT TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY 6 MODERN WARFARE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by guybob12121 May 24, 2009

Call of Duty 5

Game made by Treyarch set in the WWII in the Pacific Ocean. You are either a U.S. soldier who fights the Japanese or a Russian soldier who fights the Germans. A must for any CoD fan.

Treyarch actually did good this time and presented this kick ass game called Call of Duty 5!

by FireHeart18500 December 17, 2008

Call Of Duty

A lifestyle, not an addiction.

Hey, I was gonna marry some woman and settle down with children, but what's the point when I can just play Call of Duty?

But what about dinner?

Take-away?

by Ilovemorganfreeman April 12, 2010

Call of duty: black ops

A good excuse for anyone to skip school, have no social life, and pwn n00bs

rusty:why werent you at school yesterday?
Brandon: call of duty: black ops
rusty: want to go to the dance?
Brandon: nahh i need to prestige

girl 1: my boyfriend broke up wit meee:(((
girl 2: why?
Gurl 1: Call of duty: black ops:(((

by Rusteeze November 12, 2010

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

(CODMW2)
A very boring game to watch for the girlfriend.

We don't care about your kill and death ratio. Or how the way you just shot the enemy looked badass. Trust us, there is no need to yell across the house and make us run (doing the most exercise we have done in months) to where ever you are, only to watch your replay of you shooting some guy in the head ("headshot!").
OH, and we don't care about the type of guns you found or got.

There is also no need to play it with the surround sound on...its just the sound of gunshots over over and over. You have already played the game so many times that you could recite what the guy is saying.

Girl 1: "....at my boyfriends. He's playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
Girl 2: "oh man, that's sucks. Has he talked to you at least?"
Girl 1: " Nope, not really... He just keeps yelling to his roommates in the livingroom telling him where he's at so they can kill him for some 'infected thingy'. I could prolly leave and he wouldn't know the difference."
Girl 2: " Damn! Good thing COD can't get them laid or we'd all be screwed"

-- its ok...Chandler, I still love you.

by H loves C February 3, 2010