Caged

1. To be screwed over by quick-time events or stupid story decisions made seemingly for you in games where decisions determine everything, like Telltale games or Until Dawn.

2. To be screwed over by a choice made in a David Cage game.

Named after David Cage, a man who made some of the most influential games in the decision-based story centered video game genre (Beyond: Two Souls, Detroit: Become Human)

Jerma, after failing to hold down R1 and square at the same time and failing a quick time event: Did I just get Caged?

by goiky January 8, 2020

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

cage match

a scenario in which 2 guys use a double edged fleshlight at the same time.

"come over later for netflix and a cage match?"

by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017

Caging

Having roles in an overload of movies, of which the majority are of low quality/rating. An actor who chooses the path of quantity over quality. Just like what happened to Nicolas Cage.

James Franco is in a lot of shitty movies lately, he seems to be caging.

by Crazerz September 21, 2020

The Cage

Where New Trier High School students go to learn instead of normal school when they're too misbehaved and crazy to function in a regular class.

Kid 1: Where has your friend been lately?
Kid 2: Oh, he got put in the cage for throwing things everywhere.
Kid 1: Ah, that sucks man.

by ChaoNT September 16, 2018

Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuck

The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.

Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba

by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023

cage kitten

mma equivalent of a ring rat, buckle bunny, or mud cricket. typically in tight clothes and looking to hook up with a competitor.

did you see those cage kittens following him after the fight?

by warricka January 15, 2022