Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

by wynning69 February 11, 2019

Brandon

An extremely dapper looking fellow.

"Bro did you really come to school looking like that?" "You look like such a Brandon."

by Bwoccoli December 12, 2019

Let's Go Brandon

A polite / church approved way of saying, "F Joe Biden".

Original source of word: Brandon Brown wins the Nascar race & the TV Interviewer says that the crowd is chanting "Let's Go Brandon" however, in reality they are really saying "F Joe Biden".

A big disaster occurs in the United States as a result of 46. For example, vaccine mandates across the country.

Crowd (chants): Let's Go Brandon!

by nigelA October 11, 2021

Brandon Moment

A moment of time in which a person has a large amount of stupidity and forgets something trivial or important.

1. "Dude, you have to see this!" *shows* *moments later* "Dude, you have to see this!"

2. "I think you're the only person in the world not to use Trishula's effect when you summon it." "Yeah, you just had a Brandon Moment."

by ColdKlaus September 2, 2011

Brandon Kim

A very insecure person. He has chappy lips all the time and an erect Johnnie all the time. He is a complete ladies man. He loves his women, Katherine Wu, Lauren Shim, Jisoo Park, and Joshua Nam. He thinks he is good at basketball, but he is. He is the best basketball players out there. He is very good at mandarin, and is rich. He is rich but dresses homeless. Get yourself a Brandon, a skinny, fat, sexy mother fucker

Jisoo: Hi Brandon
Brandon: Hi katherine wu!

I want to be Brandon Kim for Halloween because a Brandon Kim is someone who scares everybody.

by thatniggadean October 10, 2019

Brandon Herrera

AKA "AK Daddy" and "Papa Kalash"

A youtube gun celebrity and owner of the AKG firearms company. His main project over at AKG is the AK-50.
Known for his Gun Meme Review and Cursed Gun Images video series'. Currently hated by both Demolition Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics for quote, "playing them against each other." (;

Brandon Herrera, the greatest lover of kalashes and the Daddy of all AKs. One day, Brandon will successfully produce the AK-50 which will be the biggest and baddest AK ever made.

by Paulson Harrell September 8, 2020

Brando Sando

Truly the greatest storytelling visionary to embody the fantasy era zeitgeist of our post-modern capitalist society. His contemporary philosophical book series 'Mistborn' is the unrivalled marker of true talent, and really exemplifies the rampant dystopian consumerism present in our society.

Some say Brando Sando is the next coming of the equally legendary author Jojor Wel. Others claim that he's the "most voraciousist of them all!" Whoever he is, rest assured knowing his fame and sheer literary talent lies unmatched, at the very peak of modern storytelling, and rivalled only by the great philanthropist, philosopher and literary scholar, E. Carle.
In all regards, it should be implored to make Brando Sando Mandotory reading in schools.
Slava Brando!

average arrWriting user: "If you like Russian literature similar to that of Dostoevesky, you'll love Brando Sando!"
Another arrWriting user: "Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell".

by Kongjie June 3, 2022