Where's my burrito

the term in which is used to tell someone they have taken way to long to make your burrito and give it to them

Where's my burrito where's my burrito where's my burrito

by its muffin time January 24, 2019

Jail House Burritos

Using a chip bag (normally Doritos) crushing up the chips and putting ramen noodles and hot water in it. After you let it sit you got a mushy mess of goodness. A quick fix jail snack similar to a Ghetto Spread.

Dude 1: Yo what u making that actually smells good

Person 2: Just jail house burritos this shit slaps.

Dude 1: oh fs let me get a bite.

by suckmyjuicytoes July 7, 2021

The bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito

Once you eat a big ass burrito with beans and shit you’re going to take a fat ass shit only cuz we’re rich. But it means you have a big asshole. We’re rich as fuck it doesn’t even matter. I’m actually going to throw up in your car. I can’t wait to take a fat shit. I’m rich as hell.

I’m rich aka the bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito. Touchdown. Imma be rich as hell

by Alexissena123 November 8, 2019

dr. burrito

When your doctor touches your nurse, in a mexican way.

In experienced my first Dr. Burrito in the restroom at Aunt Chiladas.

by Nurse H.H. Chilada October 22, 2008

burrito butthole

a gay mexican who loves a fat mexican dick

man lorenzo is such a burrito butthole

by bigd1023 November 28, 2007

Bean Burrito

It's a type of Mexican food, made of tortillas, beans, rice, and maybe meat. (If you want meat in it.) Tends to make people gassy.

Ana went to Taco Bell and ordered a bean burrito.

by Okapi_427 May 27, 2015

Cancer Burrito

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.

Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!

by FRISKET July 28, 2008