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michael bolton

The source of all that is evil. In cahoots with Randall Flagg and to a lesser extent Fiona's Dad and Pierce Brosnan. Has been around since the beggining of time and fought in both world wars and the zulu wars of africa.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.
Michael Bolton demands total world domination, complete obedience and a cup of tea and a barley sandwich. And one for Fiona's Dad. Cut into Triangles. With Mustard.
by Jay, John and Chris June 10, 2006
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Baton

Used to direct peoples horns, usually makes them raise. Most band teachers use these for direction in music. They are stick like figures that are very skinny and easily broken.
Mr. Weltman uses his baton for directing the band.

Christian will raise his trumpet when the teacher raises the baton.

Batons can fit anywhere.
by ballenosets42730 December 11, 2011
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Ace Boon Coon

A cocktail consisting of vodka and ginger ale.
by Doctor88 July 19, 2011
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bitonym

Function: Noun
Etymology: Derived from a mispronunciation of the English "vitamin."

A child's mispronunciation deemed preferable to the proper pronunciation due to its aural appeal or "adorableness."

Other Forms: bitonymic (adjective)
One of my favorite bitonyms is "ampriter," as in: "I want to watch Dora on Mommy's ampriter (computer)."
by Adam Ru. June 24, 2007
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Bobonit

Gettin a hoe to give you oral pleasure by puttin your wang in her mouth.
Vicky, why don't you bobonit?
Alanna bobonit for chris.
Evan wants you to bobonit.
by xtuffxtitsx April 29, 2008
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Bodon

A word used to say right on buddy. Usually used when some does something awesome that makes you proud or happy.
Person 1 - Hey I grabbed a 24 for the hockey game tonight.
Person 2 - Bodon man!
by Insasitate March 10, 2010
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Bolton Warmup

A breakfast consisting of 12-15 tesco or sainsbury's yorkshire puddings cooked and eaten in a massive bowl of gravy as a kind of cereal.
"Ok, i'm coming out later, but I'm going for an epic Bolton Warmup before I come out!"
by Smayjoy April 16, 2010
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