vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.

How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.

by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016

Blind frosty

When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.

Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.

I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.

by Sickjames February 4, 2018

Sneeze blinded

When you drive into a traffic circle while sneezing

dude grab the wheel i am sneeze blinded

by 1EVLBRD November 12, 2012

Blind kiss

Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "

The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!

Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.

by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018

Blind Squid

American term for ketamine

God I could really do with some blind squid!

by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019

Blind spot

Not being aware of one's own behavior. When you need to check yourself.

I lied for no reason and then realised I had a blind spot.
Or
I let him cross my boundaries, I guess I still have a blind spot.

Or
My emotions took control over me when he pushed my buttons, now at least I'm aware of my blind spots.

by Lilithpax June 19, 2019

Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013