Bliss Blanket

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.

I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!

by Orekansas March 28, 2022

sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.

Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.

by Slippery Meat August 14, 2018

Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

by Cosbypoliton October 6, 2022

Blanket Walls

A type of wall specifically created to separate a group of supposedly heterosexual males as they perform the act of masturbating to the same porn at the same time in the same room.

Johnny claims to be straight but I've heard he's put up blanket walls with multiple different guys.

by Black6dog April 23, 2013

pig in a blanket

Ones outer skin that foulds over the tip of the dick.

Old people have pig in a blanket.

by dickbutt4232 September 19, 2015

blanket picture

Picture of a girl in a blanket

Send me a blanket picture

by mugguffin February 3, 2018

Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023