an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.
Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.
birthday douche: *snatches controller*
me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!
birthday douche: no, i wanna play!
me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead
birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!
me: *punches birthday douche in the face*
birthday douche: *snatches controller*
me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!
birthday douche: no, i wanna play!
me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead
birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!
me: *punches birthday douche in the face*
by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012
Get the birthday douche mug.(n) The act of punching a person in the base of the arm on their birthday, depending on their age. (ex. punch a 16 year old in the arm 17 times, 16 for age, one for good luck.)
(v) Punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.
(v) Punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.
John: Hey Brad, happy birthday!
Brad: Thanks John! Uh, what are you-
John: Birthday rocks!
** John punches Brad in the arm 22 times.
Brad: Agh! Hey! I'm 21!
John: 1 for good luck!
Brad: Thanks John! Uh, what are you-
John: Birthday rocks!
** John punches Brad in the arm 22 times.
Brad: Agh! Hey! I'm 21!
John: 1 for good luck!
by richardtheIII April 24, 2011
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Get the Remiity's Birthday mug.When it comes to birthdays, finding the perfect gift can sometimes feel like searching for a needle in a haystack.
But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
we often forget that experiences and memories can be far more valuable than any physical item. Instead of stressing over what to buy,
why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or
tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,
there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.
These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as
they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.
It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures – just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.
So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but
rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or
tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,
there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.
These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as
they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.
It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures – just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.
So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but
rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
by Aryanthakur August 10, 2023
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Get the coal birthday mug.A birthday suck is where a girl will give a guy a blowjob on his birthday. Most of the time it will end in the "birthday cream cake" in which the girl will swallow the guys cum, simulating swallowing whipped cream.
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