The event of getting blind drunk. A night (or longer period of time) on the booze when you get so f***ed up you can hardly remember anything that happened. Can be used in a similar context to bender.
by Spenders December 28, 2005
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Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
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2: means "flag" in Spanish
3: a lovable, cute, loyal, smart, furry, and fun dog that is awesome in every way, as well as pwns all other dogs. Tends to be black and white with long fur.
2: means "flag" in Spanish
3: a lovable, cute, loyal, smart, furry, and fun dog that is awesome in every way, as well as pwns all other dogs. Tends to be black and white with long fur.
1: I hear it's really dry down in Bandera, Texas!
2: Me gusta Bandera
3: Wow, I wish I had a dog like Bandera! I love him so much <3
2: Me gusta Bandera
3: Wow, I wish I had a dog like Bandera! I love him so much <3
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