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bend and spread

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.
"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"
by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023
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River-bend

Drinking by the river until it bends.....
yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend
by Enron_89 November 4, 2010
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Dick-Bending

A Mind blowing Explosion of awesomeness Colliding into Pure Epic DopeSauce!

Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012
"That guy's Afro is totally Dick-Bending, I wish I had like that!"
by The Ultimate Hatter October 26, 2012
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Noah-bend

Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.
"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"
by hendre@ gmail. hendre June 18, 2023
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kick-flick-bend-crunch

the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.
gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!
by the-ginger March 21, 2022
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Bend the stem

To decisively adapt or compromise in a difficult situation sometimes bending one’s core principles slightly in order to make progress, maintain diplomacy, or keep peace. It implies flexibility without losing your fundamental identity
"After weeks of arguing over project deadlines, Maria finally decided to bend the stem, adjusting her expectations so the team could move forward."
by MADATKID September 8, 2025
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