Seattle Side-Bender

When you have sex with your Starbucks barista

Damn that barista is hot. I'd love to give her a Seattle Side-Bender

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Swashed buckled at the benders

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender

Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

by Swashed buckled at the benders October 17, 2019

Gender-Fender-Bender

When you get raw dogged from behind so hard that you get genderbent

Yuri: Ah... what happened last night... all that I remember was that i was getting raw-dogged from behind...
John: Holy shit! Is that really you, Yuri? You... you're a guy now!?
Yuri: What do you me- Oh, so that's what must've happened.
John: Gender-Fender-Bender?
Yuri: Yeah. It must've been a gender-fender-bender.

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet February 8, 2022

High-Speed Tender Bender

A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.

"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"

by soursabbath November 11, 2022

Low-Speed Tender Bender

A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.

“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.

by soursabbath November 11, 2022

friender bender

Accidentally having sex with or making out with a friend without intending to.

Yeah, that girl is pretty cool. We accidentally had a friender bender a few months back.

by Mad Hedon December 24, 2009

Bender

A hockey player who has no skating skills and bends his ankles when he skates, also used to describe a hockey player who is an awful player in general

WOW that kid Jantard is such a bender, look at how he skates! It would be no surprise if he taped his ankles.

by Danknuggett September 27, 2008