I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013

Beenie Hat

A stye of hat (like a woolly hat but minus the bobble) it's often worn by Craig David, nerds, punks or ME.

I'm never without my black skull beenie.

by Radclyffe December 7, 2003

Never-been-kissed-hoe

A never-been-kissed hoe refers to a slut who's so incredibly ugly that all the men she's been with have never made out with her or kissed her in foreplay, or during sex. Can also be called NBKH for short. A never-been-kissed hoe is pretty much someone who offers sex whenever; she's always on the guy's time, but she's impossible to look at so the men she's with probably won't even get into certain positions with her so they don't have to look at her face. A never-been-kissed-hoe mostly gets it from the back, anal, or oral. (Giving, and maybe receiving) The lights are always off with a never-been-kissed-hoe. And NBKHs are always easy and insecure so they'll go along with being used for sex, not even completely good sex you brag about, but just sex when no one else is around and you're really horny.

Glenda: I can't believe Paul is still cheating on his girlfriend who's out of town for that ugly, tramp, Joss.

Brenda: I know! He must be desperate for some p*ssy, because his girlfriend is gorgeous!

Glenda: Ew! You know, I can't even imagine having foreplay with that horse-looking b*tch, let alone sex.

Brenda: Well, I don't think he kisses her or anything, I think he's just in and out and doesn't even look her in the eye; he has no feelings for her!

Glenda: Why is she so insecure and easy? She's such a NBKH.

Brenda: A what?

Glenda: A never-been-kissed-hoe.

Brenda: I can see that. Definately.

by PrincessR December 5, 2009

it's been real real

A variation of It's been real, but with additional emphasis on the unique nature of the experience discussed.

A: "Thanks for hanging out."
B: "It's been real."
A: "It's been REAL real."

by SweeetLou December 27, 2009

pain has never been so brilliant

A phrase coined by the christian post-hardcore band Underoath meaning "I've never been in so much pain."

Teddy: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: sucks, man. you aiiight?
Teddy: pain has never been so brilliant

by underoath4ever May 14, 2009

been been island

the coolest island near hawaii

wow been been island is a great place to stay

by echal July 28, 2003

Beenie

Worse than a simp. Somebody that beats their weenie, and simps to females boosting their heads, allowing them to act the way they do. Knowing they are not hot enough for that kind of behavior.

Blaine quit being a freaking beenie and get your head out of that girl’s ass.

by Jtster April 22, 2020