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The Peanut Butter has been spread 

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.
During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.

YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN 

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.
Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

someone tells me you've been 

A secondhand account of complaint, usually from a person of authority, or by someone who's the teacher's pet (if at school). A sentence of doom. Can happen if you've been sexually harrassing the teacher's daughter, sticking aluminum foil into electrical outlets, shoplifting, etc.
"Someone tells me you've been putting foil in the outlets at school. If you don't respect electicity, I can't let you have electronics in your room." "Someone tells me you've been mooning the principal. Don't you know you can get arrested for that?"

you've been poked 

Used when the girl and you are ever going to see her again. The next day is still sleeping and your "ready to go again" so you sneak it and take it nice and slow to prevent from waking up the lady then you leave the message on the door.
"The other day I woke up beside this girl and when I was at my friends place so I had some fun and left my calling card, YOU'VE BEEN POKED."

you been cut 

Maan you won't leave me tha f*ck alone.. you been cut!
you been cut by iknowunvme April 30, 2004

I have too been responded

a phrase uttered by someone who thinks she or he are highly intelectual, but in fact posses the IQ of igneous metamorphic rock.
i have too been responded! Your computer's just probably retarded...like you.
I have too been responded by FOCit February 2, 2010