breaking my balls

Phrase that Italian Mafia members use frequently when someone is giving them a hard time.

Joey "the fag" Calzone: "Hey Jimmy, stop breaking my balls, will ya!!!

Jimmy "Dingleberry" Dinello: "Yo Jimmy, I'll be breakin ya face is yous don't shut da hell up! Look at this guy!"

by jvarna5 January 28, 2008

Beating my dick

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.

When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.

by Porner Brothers December 17, 2011

beatin guts

Very intense and rigorous sex involving deep penetration. when during intercourse a mans penis is so far in a woman that he can almost reach the inside of her belly button.

I swear everytime we are away from eachother for awhile you end up beatin guts.

by yourstruly May 6, 2006

gummi bearing

Woman exercising braless - bouncing here and there and everywhere

She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.

by calandarman March 20, 2014

beatin' it up

to have rough sex with someone.

man, alex was beatin' it up with that broad last night!

by paycheck March 21, 2004

Muffler bearings

A real howl for prank-calling kids of our 70's past: get a naive auto parts clerk on the phone (dumb teen, etc.) and ask for "muffler bearings". A bigger howl when they realize the gag, and get back on the phone and cuss you out.

Obviously dated, due to caller ID.

Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"

see above described usage

by Zelph August 9, 2004

beaning

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.

1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.

by A-Men June 24, 2005