Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

park bench

when someone is really boring they are consider as boring as a park bench e.g. a park bench does more than them.

that kid is a park bench he does nothing

by poohead111 April 5, 2010

Banch

Thought to have derived from the Hindi term for sister fucker Benchod or the American English curse word Bitch, banch is used more generically for a person or action performed by a person that will make you angry.

Noun:
"You just pocketed my tip. Give it back, don't be a banch."

by HerbanEtymologist May 20, 2016

banchod

a burglar
a thieving uncle

Banchod is a popular insult in india

by Khalsa January 19, 2005

benchmarks

Points of reference for a particular task or job. Or indicators of how well someone is doing.

Based on the days when engineers tested equipment for various vehicles on benches, and had marked the bench with reference points to show how well the device performed.

The basic benchmarks here in this job include that you perform at least 90% of the tasks in each working day, and clear at least 50% of anything left from the day before.

by D F STuckey March 23, 2004

bench it

to sit/chill/talk/eat etc. somewhere

I'm gonna go bench it at Trevors house later.

by zachnnn May 11, 2007

benchmax345

This discribes a man who can't find a job because roid rage causes them to overreact to simple questions during interviews. Usually this type of person would stink due to the overindulgence in working out while on steroids, and any attempt to befriend such a person would usually lead to weight lifting challenges for approval. This type of person usually has a small penis due to the side effects of the steroids, accompanied with irritability and mood swings. It is not uncommon for such a person to have AIDS or hepatitis B due to the sharing needles. Most benchmax345 people might be built like a rock, but they are just as dumb as one. Overall this is usually a big angry man who stinks, is to dumb and angry to find a job, and has a small dick.

Watch out for that benchmax345 before he pulls a Chris Benoit on you!

One girl might say to the other:

Don't talk to that benchmax345 you know he might have something.

by whatyougot January 17, 2011