A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.
by Poompi December 22, 2015
The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!
by FegelFatso April 20, 2018
An artist who shows exhibits of bent nails, rubber cheeseburgers, half of rooms, things in jars. You know. I think Mr. Lennon sums it up well. . .
by Fire June 05, 2005
Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."
"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
by Jackson "Bernabo" Wainwright September 12, 2006
Last night, the guy that I was interested in was actually a makeout artist! I'm actually looking for a long term relationship ):
by nekeke June 06, 2011
He was a fat, greasy, corrupt, double-dealing shagger - intent only on self-promotion. His speeches would give an aspirin a headache.
by ian rich August 19, 2005
a revenge artist is a person often female who is a third party in an altercation between one or more outside entities (most often, female revenge artist acts out a revenge situation on spurned female's exboyfriend) and willingly commits an act of revenge (prank, not high crime.) in order to satisfy the feelings of someone in pain without getting the client in any trouble.
Woman: my boyfriend is wicked scuzzy; he dumped me via Facebook message two days after he got another girlfriend.
Revenge Artist: I can hook you up, homefry.
Woman: really? let's show that ass :)
Revenge Artist: ____ will happen on _____ while you are at ______ with a friend so you will have an alibi. Then I will make ______ pay.
Woman: OH THANK YOU, MYSTERY BITCH
Revenge Artist: I can hook you up, homefry.
Woman: really? let's show that ass :)
Revenge Artist: ____ will happen on _____ while you are at ______ with a friend so you will have an alibi. Then I will make ______ pay.
Woman: OH THANK YOU, MYSTERY BITCH
by Bella Sorensen November 06, 2007