Animal Jam

A site for 8-10 year old kids. Sometimes 43 year olds looking for some little to molest

30 year old: My kid goes on Animal Jam

43 year old: I know I fucked her on the internet

by Mgentdf August 27, 2013

Animal Husbandry

The act of building strong relationships with animals, oftentimes involving marriage.

David- Keith just got married to his Pygmy Blue Whale that he spent the last year courting with krill-filled tea infuser!

John- Hurray for Obama and Animal Husbandry!

by Trollololol89 February 21, 2012

animal trainer

a person with the talent to bring out the utmost freakiness in an otherwise shy sexual partner.

my roommate can get girls to do really crazy shit in bed... he's such an animal trainer.

by skot March 18, 2005

Animal Highschool

A disgusting website that shows pictures of animals getting red rockets and blow-jobs from human women.

Ewww...! I just saw a picture of Jake's mom giving that bull a red rocket!

by Fetus Bomber April 11, 2006

Animalcule

n. A band consisting of four life forms most likely originating from Vermillion, South Dakota.

Did you see Animalcule's last show? It altered my perception of reality.

Animalcule made me nuts.

by Eliot Armstrong February 19, 2004

Animal

A term used by aic teachers to address the students.

FUCKING AIC ANIMALS

by Dour pseudonym will appear onl April 3, 2017

wild animal

Cailyn

Look at that person over there, she's being such a wild animal

by schmittonfire January 16, 2017