after-work-jerk

The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.

After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.

by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006

alternication

When people of alternative life styles get into an arguement or fight.

"Did you hear about the alternication at Smitty's? Yeah, two drag queens totally threw down."

by Seven Hyde December 19, 2008

AlterLynx

A YouTuber with some subscribers rivaling Pewdiepie.

AlterLynx wastes hours playing Garry's Mod.

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017

Queen of alternative

aka Lana Del Rey

“isnt billie eilish the queen of alternative?”
“no, lana’s queen of alternative. billie’s princess.”

by tsxd September 12, 2020

Queen of alternative

It means you revolutionized the alternative genre.

-Is Lana del Rey still the queen of alternative?
-of course, no one is going to dethrone her.

by lana queen of alt September 13, 2020

Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.

"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"

by EmperorSack May 16, 2009

Urban Dictionary After Dark

The cleaner, SFW portion of urban dictionary. Most sites after dark is the more mature side, but here after dark is the clean side.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Urban Dictionary after dark
Guy 2: No, what is it?
Guy 3: It's the sfw portion of Urban Dictionary

by fieldss October 31, 2012