Morning-after pancakes

The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.

Hey, I fucked Kelsey last night and I don't remember wearing a condom so I made her some morning-after pancakes.

by Colin McCarthy May 13, 2014

After Shock

A series of small farts after a huge one.

Chris: (farts)
Becca says "Damn that was a big one!"
Chris says "Yeah, and here comes some after shocks"

by SuperMeowMeowz June 5, 2010

Chewbacca after a fight

A womans genitals after rigerous sexual intercourse.

I'll tell ya something boy, after i'd finished with her, her fanny looked like chewbacca after a fight!

by ben francis September 18, 2008

the day after tomorrow

A rather complicated and overly stupid and tiring way of saying "Wednsday".
Said by people who doesn't know how to say the days of a week, or who doesn't know which weekday it is.

An idiot trying to sounds dramatic and special.

"what are you doing on the day after tomorrow?"
"wednsday?"
"yeah, the day after tomorrow"
"Wednsday!...you're a retard"

by SuperWay July 16, 2006

Afterbang

After throwing down your tightest move on the hill, leaning back with your hand on the front of your pants and chilling as you ride away like its no big deal.

His afterbang on the kangaroo flip made it seem like he wasnt even trying

by kingofthegroms August 27, 2009

happily ever after

Engaged to be married, happily married, or married with children, as in a storybook ending. To be removed from the pool of eligible people to date.

Guy: Did you see Cori last night? She is looking fine!
Friend: Don't even bother, bro... she's happily ever after.

by Ryan Miziker January 31, 2007

afterbar

Party after the bars close, where the drinking continues until the sun comes up.

We are having a huge afterbar tonight.

by wisconsin September 29, 2004