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Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.
Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.
by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013
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hella ton

A unit of measurement used to describe a lot of stuff mostly food.
Last night Calease ate a hella ton of cupcakes.
by Flávio May 29, 2016
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Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.
It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
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Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load
by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024
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shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds
I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.
by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020
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shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.
by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016
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shit ton

a whole lot of it!
There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!
by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017
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