Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!
Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.
Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.
by BeniusMaximus December 06, 2019
A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.
Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
by Dr. Twizzle February 22, 2018
An award consisting of a lettuce trophy given to internet forum posters for posting complete garbage.
See also ROD, Superbeaner
See also ROD, Superbeaner
by Ryguy February 20, 2005
Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod
by Los Muertos April 06, 2017
A sexual maneuver in which the man inserts gasoline into his urethra before sex, when he is about to finish, the male pulls out, takes out a lighter and sets his cum on fire, creating a sort of napalm that burns and scars the female
by I eat glass December 06, 2019
Always the overachiever. His sense of humor will have you pee your pants. Ladies will Drop their panties. Master at fucking yo Bitch. People wish they could be
Detroit Rod!!!
Detroit Rod!!!
Detroit Rod that nigga
by Goat 2x March 14, 2017
Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.
by Digits__ July 30, 2020