cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

Seth Cooke

A kid that is always hovering around, doesn’t leave you alone and constantly smells like he lives in a jungle or lives with a pack of dogs. Can be friendly at most times but annoying at other times, he’s a hardcore gamer tha5 is the type of kid who plays minecraft or terraria.

“Oh hey.... it’s..... Seth Cooke.......”

by TeenPregnancy_HotPie_69 October 18, 2019

Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.

I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020

Cooking With Jack

Cooking with jack is NOTHING, Fuck you egg.

E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”

by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 6, 2022

cooking porkchops

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

by J Kimball September 4, 2005

Dane Cook

One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties

Dane Cook is so hilarious he almost killed me in a car accident

by Joey Schneider November 10, 2005

Cook 'em

An insult directed at the Texas Longhorns.

Longhorn fan: Hook 'em!!!

Oklahoma fan: Cook 'em!

by texas sucks big giant dick September 20, 2009