mexican wristwatch 

The act of wrapping one's cock around his wrist, simulating the effect of a, as they say, "wristwatch".

What time is it? Let's look at my Mexican Wristwatch! Half past my cock!

mexican wristwatch by Mark Amato October 9, 2003

Obligatory, judicial, slap on the wrist 

a light slap on the wrist resulting from misconduct

I gave Tim an obligatory, judicial, slap on the wrist when he said an unsavory word.

Obligatory, judicial, slap on the wrist by Nicholas Helpa August 20, 2006

Wrist Fat 

noun: referring to any number of
incompetent and unresourceful bureaucrats with little or no capacity to deal with the public in a helpful manner. Almost invariably characterized by being overweight and fashion-challenged.

I had to fix my direct deposit with payroll and encountered some serious wrist fat.

That administrator had rolls of wrist fat!

Wrist Fat by Anonymous September 26, 2003

wrist one off 

slang for masturbation

"I don't have anything going on- I'm just gonna go home, pop in a porno, and wrist one off"

wrist one off by Slo Joe October 18, 2004

wrist raunch

from wrist watch, wrist raunch is the smell of your watch strap or wrist where your watch strap was

Eww dude, smell the wrist raunch i got from wearing my watch during work today

wrist raunch by kdl42 February 28, 2009

Tara wrist 

The product of cutting your hand off so that you can satisfy extremely loose women with the resulting nub.

Producing Tara wrists is becoming a craze.

Tara wrist by The whizzer of AZ October 21, 2016

Deep Wristing 

The sexual act of slitting your wrist and using the hole you have created as a pocket pussy.

Bro! Have you ever given yourself a deep wristing. They feel so good!

Deep Wristing by CliffSimpkins August 18, 2019