dirty wizard

a person mostly male with long greasy unwashed hair mostly wear items of clothing like band t-shirts and gamer t-shirts

look at the dirty wizard standing in gamestation

by dirty wizard lover August 11, 2010

Wizard

A Spellcaster that learned their Magic, has access to many spells. A Wizard is also considered a Mage and a Zauberer.

Blackpowder learned his magic at a school, thus, he is a wizard.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 11, 2020

Wizard

Lame people that think they have magic powers.

Allie- Wizards are GAY!

Dan- Yeah they are.

by Kathey McMillan July 2, 2008

Wizard

This word is an umbrella term for both urine and faeces for use in semi-polite (metnally ill) company.

1. "to do a wizard"
2. "to have a wizard"

"oh man, i've gotta go for a wizard"

"that last wizard came out all pointy"

"hey dan, how do you fancy doing a wizard on me tonight?"

by Candiclaus February 2, 2009

Wizard Shit Lord

When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.

Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.

Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?

by Michael Tollhouse Cookies January 20, 2009

Gravity Wizard

Someone or something that majors in large imaginary forces such as physics and philosophy. They learn to use their power to manipulate these imaginary forces to their will. Unfortunately, most gravity wizards have terrible balance and are very clumsy.

Michael: "Be careful going up those steps Gravity Wizard."
Anna:"What" *trips and falls*

by xXTinyXx October 11, 2009

space wizard

The highest authority of the wizard council. AKA, Q.

Is he insane? No. He's The Space Wizard, trust his judgment.

by The mighty Thor April 1, 2015