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slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person
Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day
by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011
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Winter

The time of year when indoor Drumline and Colorguard start. No marching band or anything. Just Winterguard and Winter Percussion. A lot less hectic than Fall, but a lot more friendlier because everyone already has something in common, being either in Drumline or Colorguard, which are a lot less smaller than marching band.

Instead of marching outdoors on the street or field, it's all indoors. While not as hectic, it's still a lot of work, and totally worth it.
Guy 1: When are tryouts for Winter? I'm really excited to try out for Tenors!
Guy 2: Next week. I'm trying out for Bass.
Other 142 people: We're doing Snare!
by brian707 November 22, 2009
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Winter bear

Shaving your pubes, gathering them into a pile, ejaculating on top of it and leaving it in a hotel/motel room. Resembling a winter bear.
I left a winter bear at the motel 6 in Jacksonville.
by Kryt1cal January 10, 2017
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winternet

Internet use that takes place during winter, or winter-related Internet activities.
"Oh, lol, I'll check the winternet to see if today's a snow day."
by poofie March 21, 2005
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Winterset

A small ass town in Iowa. Birth place of John Wayne and has them red bridges or what he fuck ever. Hell yeah, but is home too ignorent retarded teenagers but the most beautiful scenery in Iowa.
Winterset is smal and is surrounded by corn.
by GO HOOVER June 28, 2010
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a school full of ignorant teachers and useless students that care more about your uniform than your learning
winterbourne international academy is in speshal measures
by lol@ben@gmail.com January 4, 2018
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Winter Welcome

1. The act of ejaculating on a girl's face and then pouring a glass of ice water on her face. Simply stating, "Welcome!" afterwards.

2. Also a beer brewed by Samuel Smith - seasonal of course. It's really good too, but not as fun as the first.
Let me get you some ice water so you can Winter welcome me Daddy!

Hey barkeep, a winter welcome please!
(This could be an example of both I guess!)
by Nicebevrgrl May 17, 2008
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