Jawnson Windsor Knot

When you tie a regular windsor knot and leave it tied when your remove it from your neck. Leave it sit in the closet for approximately 1 month as it marinates and molds into its form of an obtuse style of an knot. Thus when you now put it back onto your neck and tighten it up, it is now a Jawnson Windsor Knot. You are now a member of an very exclusive and proud Tie Knot Club that only a select few can say they are part of.

Today at work, Pops seen my tie and said oh snappers, thats a Jawnson Windsor Knot!

by P-W-S September 15, 2010

red wings

Performing oral sex on and when a female is menstruating.

The novice rowing coach earned his red wings after eating out this sly bitch who said she wasn't on her period.

by Matt Meg Alan November 3, 2007

red wings

The ritual of performing cunnilingus upon a woman in the midst of her period.

"All you prospects out there, if you want to be a HeadHuner....you gots to get your red wings first...."

by gerald bothe December 12, 2004

black wings

wings black wings are earned after having sex with a widow.

Davo: I did that widow down the road last night.
Johno: Man, you just scored your black wings!

by slitheen December 23, 2007

Red Wings

01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours?

02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.

03. Brand of high quality work boots.

01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night.

02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."

03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.

by Bruno January 6, 2004

winaso

(wee-nah-so)

–verb (used with object)
1. to strike sharply with a phallic object, esp. with one's own semi erect penis.
-noun
2. a sharp, resounding blow with a phallic object, esp. with one's own semi erect penis.

-verb
1. If you don't get up and make breakfast, I'm gonna winaso your ass!

-noun
2. My girl wouldn't wake up to make breakfast, so I gave her the winaso!

by Victor L. February 24, 2008

Silver wings

In the wings system of sexual experiences, having sex with an OAP

"I went down the old peoples home last night to try and get my silver wings."

by Pheelip December 26, 2005