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weather man

A job u could have in Oklahoma and still get almost all of it wrong
Ethan: hey man ima be a weather man in Oklahoma
Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?!
Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job
Jesse *laughs* true, Oklahoma has some weird weather
Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah
Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another
Ethan: exactly *laughing*
by crazymfnerd June 28, 2017
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instant weather report

If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.
by erotica69 September 16, 2005
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waste of weather

When you can't take advantage of the weather because of other commitments or constrains, and e.g. the sunny day therefore loses its appeal and makes you slightly bitter, you feel that this is a waste of weather.
On the last day of our vacation the rain finally stopped, but we had to spent it at the airport. What a waste of weather!

Perfect conditions for skydiving, but I have to go to work, it's such a waste of weather.
by urbandi March 3, 2010
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wuthering heights

Also a very good song by Kate Bush. Reached number one in the charts for a month in 1978. Kate's screeching and wailing was what made the song so good and original =-)
Ooh! Let me have it! let me grab your soul away!
by CalmG April 9, 2004
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Wethegamerz

Possibly THE most super awesome, incredibly mind bending, orgasmic utopia for gamers anywhere in the world
Jeff-Hey have you Checked out the new Shi No Numa stuff on Wethegamerz yet?

ItzJJ-No, because im a tool and dont associate myself with such awesomeness as WTG.

Jk JJ! lol
by Burnumup007 May 11, 2009
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foul-weather friend

A foul-weather friend is the opposite of a fair-weather friend. A fair-weather friend is your friend when your life is fine, and times are good but they abandon you when you have a problem, lose your job, etc.

A foul-weather friend is someone who likes to be around you when you are unemployed, depressed and in the dumps. He/she feels sorry for you, and gets some pleasure out of feeling superior, handing out advice, berating you for having a bad attitude. As soon as you get out of the slump, get a job, get in shape, get a decent place to live, etc., the fair weather friend is jealous, and stops speaking to you.

Now that you are not a total loser, the foul-weather friend can't stand you.
As soon as I got a new job and a decent place to live, my foul-weather friend stopped speaking to me.
by Tabitha Elkins April 10, 2008
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Weather Wimp

The residents of Washington D.C., in the words of President Barack Obama.
It's just a bit of snow, you weather wimps.
by Slizzors January 29, 2009
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