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weather-struck

The feeling you get when the weather is slowly transitioning into autumn and leaves you questioning the location of your mind.
Goodness, this cool breeze has me completely weather-struck. Now where did I put my keys?
by itsprobablyrainy September 16, 2016
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Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.
Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)
by BB Swan November 8, 2017
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Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.
Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.
by The Best Head game February 25, 2019
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Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.
Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house getting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into weather porn.
by The Best Head game February 25, 2019
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weather piece

When a penis changes size depending on the weather/temperature
Brrr it’s bloody freezing, I better hide my weather piece
by Weatherpiece February 27, 2020
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Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
by ljamieson January 8, 2022
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weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.
its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!
by pledgeboy October 10, 2022
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