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chotch-weasel

technically: a bag of bonars that is a weasel

normally: a person who is really wiley at being a dick, and knows how to do it to be very impressive of their dicked-ness.
Wow my friends are such chotch-weasel's they always seem to find a way to get into trouble and get out scott free.
by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS February 25, 2010
mugGet the chotch-weaselmug.

Circus Weasel

That Circus Weasel rides like a unicorn
by circusweasel November 13, 2011
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weasel licker

A nerd face who insists on coming up with dumb ideas.
Roy, you are such a weasel licker!
by Jammie May 13, 2006
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weaseled

When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.
Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'
by John May 3, 2004
mugGet the weaseledmug.

twat weasel

a vaginal dwelling mammal, that only emergis when a round cylindrical object enters it's teritory.
example 1: please see also pussy troll

example 2: (for those of you that are to lazy to see pussy troll)
Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.
by darkmagitrunks October 5, 2010
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stank weasel

A stank weasel is a low bellied cowardice person. Often time a stank weasel exhibits rat fink type behavior.
Man that dude is such a stank weasel, he totally moved in on my best mates girl while he was outta commission with the flu
by Charlie T. Brown February 10, 2009
mugGet the stank weaselmug.

weasel squeezers

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.
by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007
mugGet the weasel squeezersmug.

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