Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016

Unique wasted

Another term for "white girl wasted"
Crunk drunk from a gold four loko with a straw. Black out drunk, slutty dancing, usually making out with 8 different guys in the same night, trying to fight everyone, and flashing tits.

We're about to get unique wasted tonight

by Unique wasted March 7, 2017

Kiah wasted

Drink continuously without knowing how to stop. Walking with a lean and unable to stand in one spot without jerking.

I drank so much I was past drunk I was Kiah wasted.

by Majikman87 August 30, 2018

WIC wasted

When you mix your alcohol with (your) kids juice because you’re either too poor or too lazy(or both) to buy any mixers and you drink til you’re wasted

Girl, I got the juicy juice. Let’s get WIC Wasted

by Kittykatboom May 3, 2019

Scotty wasted

Blackout drunk without being blacked out

Went to the bar and got scotty wasted

by Tkla May 21, 2019

Meg wasted

A state of being drunk when you are 1 drink off the floor

I’m getting meg wasted tonight

by Ninina September 21, 2019

fancy wasted

When rich snobby people are highly intoxicated at an upscale place but can hardly stand up yet try to look classy

Pierre got so fancy wasted last night he was still raising his pinky finger while spilling champagne on his fur coat.

by kkkrice December 5, 2019