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waffle hut

A place where you come to have waffles and to think. For you must have waffles and you must think. And to think, you must have waffles.

Warning: Do not bring your bitch to the waffle hut (or, in the TV version, your beast)
We must have waffles. We must ALL have waffles, forthwith! - Professor Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr III
by MaSh92587 August 5, 2004
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bonus waffle

Waffle, or any other breakfast pastry, provided to you by your one night stand when leaving their house in the morning.
I received a syrupless Eggo waffle as a parting gift from a one night stand.

-SinisterKid

Time to add "Bonus Waffle" to urban dictionary

-Sloride73
by Drew707 April 22, 2013
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Waffle Stomp

Stomp a turd down a shower drain.
A bunch of coronavirus paranoid dickhead s stockpiled all the toilet paper, now I have to waffle stomp my shit at home.
by CheesySoup March 5, 2020
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waffle house

A kick ass 24 hour place to get waffles. Popular in the dirty south
It's 3 am and I gots the munchies, lets hit the waffle house
by DinkMkr March 7, 2003
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Waffling

Stomping on an opposing player during a football game.
Albert Haynesworth got in trouble with the NFL for waffling Andre Gurode.
by Annonymous7 July 6, 2009
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waffling

To talk of write foolishly.
see equivocate and vacillate
He had a habbit waffling tiresomely off the point.
by Bob August 29, 2004
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