weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

weasel juice

what ends up on the road after a weasel is hit by a truck

awww man, you turned that fucker into weasel juice

by Matt R Mason December 02, 2007

Axis of Weasels

1.One of the dumbest sites ever. You get a sticker for effort though.
2.France, Germany, and Canada

Rod refers to what is in his bum.

by Your Mom March 20, 2003

weasel licker

A nerd face who insists on coming up with dumb ideas.

Roy, you are such a weasel licker!

by Jammie May 03, 2006

chotch-weasel

technically: a bag of bonars that is a weasel

normally: a person who is really wiley at being a dick, and knows how to do it to be very impressive of their dicked-ness.

Wow my friends are such chotch-weasel's they always seem to find a way to get into trouble and get out scott free.

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS February 25, 2010

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 16, 2007

stank weasel

A stank weasel is a low bellied cowardice person. Often time a stank weasel exhibits rat fink type behavior.

Man that dude is such a stank weasel, he totally moved in on my best mates girl while he was outta commission with the flu

by Charlie T. Brown February 11, 2009