vulvophobe

one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance

I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.

by philologue October 5, 2011

vulgarbulary

The vulgar terminologies of society.

shitbag is a word in your vulgarbulary.

by Catholic Redneck Metal-head December 8, 2011

Vulvocity

The level of awesomeness that a specific chick's vulva movement makes you feel.

Billy-"Man, I would give the Vulvocity level on that one a ten."
Bob-"What are you talking about? That's not that great! Six."
Joe-"I've gotta agree with Bob. Your mom has a higher Vulvocity then that!"

by Tacoman1234432 January 2, 2012

Vulcanus

An unpleasant occurrence in which the derriere of an individual begins to evacuate furious amounts of fecal matter, at which point it becomes known as a "vulcanus"

"I shouldn't have had the 4th taco. I feel a hell of a vulcanus coming on."

by LudusVan December 28, 2012

vultARGH capitalists!

vulture capitalist: a takeover artist who loads a venture up with debt while extracting capital for profit, making the firm go bankrupt.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

vultARGH capitalists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about vulture capitalists.

"vultARGH capitalists!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 8, 2013

vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.

Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.

by Ted Pillman August 20, 2013

Vulcan Fudge Cutter

The act of giving the Vulcan salute to a females genitals. Make the Vulcan salute, rotate hand downward to look like scissors. You now have made the Vulcan Fudge Cutter. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Fudge is referring to poop on your fingers.

Dude did you give her the shocker?! Nah man, I gave her the Vulcan Fudge Cutter!

by Destin_Perkilicious November 16, 2015