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vaginal hygiene

An act reserved only for women who are not slutty whores and high end strippers (who are worth the premium). Involves deep douching of the vagina and occasional anti-smell soapings.
Lindsey: I haven't douched or used Vagisil in months!
Larry: You slutty ho! Vaginal hygiene should be a priority if you're worth $500.
by Eagleslax May 21, 2016
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Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
by kyssable1 January 31, 2008
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vaginal obstruction

the equivilent of "cock block", but in terms of females
if a girl is trying to flirt with a guy, and someone tries to interfere, therefore obstructing their vagina - vaginal obstruction
by melkayz September 6, 2010
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vaginal queef mist

The origin of Mike Scott. The place from hence he came. The great red, drizzling, puss-filled mothership.
I thought mom had gas, but it turned out to be a massive vaginal queef mist. Now I have a new brother!
by Wheatus April 15, 2004
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vaginal prospect

someone who is being annoying and often acting like a female.someone who chooses there annoying ugly girlfriend over there guy friends. Someone who well have no friends when there girl friend is not there. In other words an annoying friend who has a girlfriend you dont like.
Hes such a vaginal prospect because he wants to hang out with his girlfriend.
by Nick pilanta March 24, 2008
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Vaginadillyfuck

when your best friend doenst realize that her plot to convince another girl that she is a man jsut so she can get some lesbian action is ruining your friendship
why do my best friends think its ok to vaginadillyfuck?
by Omble Vanghem September 30, 2008
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Vaginal Debris

1. Usually debris that leaks out of a woman's vajine after sex.

2. The liquid that is usually put in a bag after a woman douches
Example 1
She must have had alot of sex because there was Vaginal Debris dripping everywhere.

Example 2
I slipped on the floor because your Vaginal Debris was everywhere!!!
by PDUB0311 September 16, 2011
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