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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the father and hero of eastern Europe. Invading Ukraine was in the best interests of the Russian regime. This war will bring tremendous success to the Russian people. Ukraine is Russian territory, and it is Putin's job to fuck em' up. Putin also has created a strong economic and military alliance with the world ruler, Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. These two saints will work together in harmony to restore iron-fist leadership in every nation in the world. Joe Biden's testes are not large enough to compete with these gigachads.
Person A: Vladimir Putin is literally so awesome.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.
by Definitions With Class August 11, 2022
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Natalia has annexed Crimea and now your heart.

If you also have her profile as a profile pic your a fucking goofy goober
Natalia Vladimirovna Poklonskaya will annex you and steal all your things.
by Your a Degenerate September 25, 2020
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Vladimir Putin

He’s a thick black nigga that runs Russia
He likes to invade Ukrainians assholes
And wants to fuck men
by UrbanDicts February 26, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A Vladimir Putin is when your Russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet ass trike and you hand her a well deserves Russian beat down with a swift fore hand.
Bro: Hey that foreign chick Anastasia was a real bitch last night.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.
by C_Cask June 23, 2014
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Vladimir Putin

The best leader to ever exist. No one can out beat him
Vladimir Putin is definitely not forcing me to write this
by Definitely not a Russian agent October 21, 2020
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Vladimir Putin

A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times
p1:have you seen Vladimir Putin C-137 he said he will resign

p2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
by mcbabuka January 18, 2021
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vladimir

A star who plays psychopathic liar who is a in a hardcore gay film, "Vladimir Jerkanoff".
My friend knickinoff is a faygeleh, but he comes no where near vladimir.
by Mr. Illuminasty July 19, 2010
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