Turkish Delight

Often abbreviated to simply "Turkish"

adj. Rubbish, useless, worthless.
n. Excrement

From rhyming slang: Turkish Delight=Shite

see also pony barry white brad pitt eartha kitt et al

"I never drink in the Western, the beer's turkish delight"

"Pass me a copy of Razzle and the bong, Angelina, I'm off for a turkish, might be a while."

by Ultrahadeen May 1, 2008

turkish meatball

when you ball up a piece of shit and fry it, then serving it to a close friend

My roommate told me how he served his little brother a Turkish Meatball the week before leaving for college.

by jordy ross March 5, 2009

Turkish Christmas

When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.

"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"

by MAKEOUTHILL666 December 21, 2017

Turkish Rosebud

Human faeces that has been deposited on someone's bed

Hi Peter, I left you a Turkish Rosebud

by mapplethorpe123 May 18, 2022

Turkish Windmill

A sex act in which suction cup dildos are mounted on to a ceiling fan. Then fan is then turned on, and a small child (preferably an infant)'s testicles or rear end is held to the spinning dildo train until beet red. At some point, the "turkish windmillee" will defecate, at which point the "turkish windmiller" will then collect the feces, and spread them across their upper lip, appearing as though they are of turkish descent.

Person 1: My piece of shit son wouldn't crying last night, so I gave him the turkish windmill of a lifetime!
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...

by cottage.cheese.mayo September 29, 2019

turkish flush

when a male puts his penis in another males anus, stays there until the other male took a shit and then pulls it out.

Gonna do the turkish flush with you tonight.

by Habaplap December 6, 2016

Turkish pianist

A person who enjoys fingering butt holes.

That Turkish pianist can play a poop chute like a fine instrument.

by El Conquistador June 30, 2017