two cats and a turtle

A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).

Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.

by Rudelittlepig April 20, 2018

Bobby the Sexy Turtle

A common nickname used for members of groups of mentally unstable Highschool students. (Bobby the sexy turtle is a name that means u be awesome. )They like to hide in Wallmarts and hate batteries. Exetremely smart (smarter than u anyways) And also exetremely dumb and delusional. SEXY TURTLE BOBS ARE A CRAZE SWEEPING THE MAYBE 10 PEOPLE WHO INVENTED IT. Enjoy. You are a sexy turtle, bye bobby.

Random lame guy- Who is that?
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.

by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021

spoon fed ninja turtle

Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.

friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!

you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.

by k!mmyh3d-69 October 20, 2021

laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person

If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.

by blueeyedsoul February 14, 2012

Gangsta Turtle

This is very much like the hand sign of "Awkward Turtle"

It is to be used in an awkward situation, when a friend or stranger says or does something that is perceived to be "Gangsta", totally out of their usual or perceived character

It is represented by forming the "Awkward Turtle" position, and moving your hands from left to right

Person 1: Yo, I totally went and saw this illegal drag race last night, this cracker pulled out a gun and we were all like "What the shizz! Be cool! Be cool!"
Person 2: Uhh..
Person 3: Gangsta Turtle! *hand movements*

by isbutteracarb? July 19, 2010

Bronze Turtle

The art of pooping into a woman or mans mouth and them pushing the poop back into your butt using only their tounge

Skorp: We need to do something gross to her..
Tev: Lets give her the old bronze turtle bro...
Skorp: Ewww....

by The Bone Daddy October 7, 2010

Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006