f-tizzle

Father of love, time, and peace. Used to be known as Fat Tizzle- now it is short for ftizzle. Large calfs denote he has done tons of vigorous labor and coninutes to not take care of the diabetes. Father tizzle is also and alternate. known to be stubborn and insistent- having great persistence. Loves to infatuate. Loves to cuddle and watch movies and vaguebook.

F-tizzle went to the sotre to buy a pack of chokes.

by mneezy99 February 4, 2010

Thin Twizzle

A female with a perfect pussy with a little swirl in the center like a twizzler.

I banged that chick last night and she had a thin twizzle!

by eeknarf November 21, 2011

twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.

"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.

by Night Pants July 8, 2012

skin twizzler

A pencil-thin dick, or a person that is so skinny that they resemble the shape of a twizzler.

That neo-nazi strolling the block is a total skin twizzler.

by tapeworm1969 September 18, 2015

Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016

French Twizzler

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.

I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto

by Zah Geen July 7, 2016

Nipple Twizzler

Someone who is rude and relentlessness towards eating your cheese, in other words, a rude cheese-stealer who eats all the cheese you have in the house.

Dude 1; Bro, he stole all your cheese!
Dude 2: I know! He's such a nipple twizzler!

by stereotypicalOutlaw March 14, 2017