tristen

A self proclaimed Call of Duty god. Usually gets good stats but they are quite misleading. He blames his teammates for their "poor" performance. Although he gets upset with his teammates, he claims he is just trying to help them get better, but its pretty clear that he only does such for his own benefit. A very selfish respawn player, disagrees with everyone in search and destroy, and rarely plays the objective. Deep in the world of tristen, nobody has any gunskill and everyone is under eighteen years of age. Isn't a very smart player and always asks why you would challenge that. Tristens have very skinny heads, are extremely white, and in the latter half of the height scale. Tristens like to pick fights with people that are on his side. You can agree with him and he will still disagree somehow. However, tristens can be fun to hang around if you like to mess with random girls on Kik messenger. He always can think of something funny to say to them. Tristens are overall good people outside the call of duty world.

Random Call of Duty player: Hey guise I got th...
Tristen: Shut the fuck up trashy (censored) kid your bad you have no gunskill and I'm a (censored) GOD.
Random Call of Duty player to friend: Did you hear that guy in that lobby? What a Tristen.
Random Call fo Duty player's friend: Yeah Tristens are like that.

by IIllIlIllIllIllI September 1, 2014

Tristan

A short, lightskinned bitch, who is very whiny and that claims he is 5'5 but in reality is 5'3, and also is a short bitch

Tristan is short

by Billy Yhompson June 29, 2018

Tristan

A boy that has a big butt . Dates a girl with with ugly eyeliner and fucked up eyebrows (cough) lindzi (cough) (cough) . he gets Peer pressure easily . And doesn't break up with the hoe even tho she cheated 😒

Wow look and Tristan and lindzi they are horrible together she's such a fucking wanker

by Silly wanker June 12, 2017

Tristan

A person who is nice but can sometimes be annoying. He's the type of guy who might fool around when he's supposed to do work.

"Tristan, quit goofing off!" said Luke. But no, Tristan would never stop bothering Luke until they began to fight.

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020

tripstreaming

The practice of getting one green light after another because you happen to be driving in the same direction as a train running in parallel and at more or less the same speed next to the roadway you're on. As you and the train approach a grade-level crossing, the train trips the traffic light in its favor, which then also favors drivers.

I went tripstreaming to the bank today and saved 10 minutes.

by GoodMoonRising October 21, 2010

Tristanain

A really cool guy all the girls think he's hot girls want him but he's gay and can have anyone he wants.

girl#1 that guy is so hot and super sweet.
girl#2 he's so Tristanain but chill.
girl#1 man all the super hot nice guy are Tristanain.
girl#2 I know right.

by Tristanain November 26, 2010

Tristierra

Tristierra is a made up couple involving 14 year old singer Tristan Blaine and a fan of his named Sierra. There are a few people who ship Tristierra, including Sierra's sister, her friends, and Tristan himself. Sierra and her Twitter friend Lilith believe that Tristierra would be that cute hipster couple who takes cute selfies, holds eachother's hands, play video games and all that other cute shit. Tristierra is 9182923% real and if you don't believe that yOU CAN GO SHOVE A CACTUS UP YOUR ASS BECAUSE TRISTIERRA FOR LIFE BITCHES L O L BYE

Girl 1: Aww, they're the cutest couple ever!
Girl 2: No way! Tristierra is way cuter.

by lol bye December 28, 2013