My Ticket Home

A six-member gay-rights movement from Columbus, Ohio formed in late 2008. They openly state their beliefs on the joy of sodomy in front of large crowds.

"Hey, Tim, let's go see My Ticket Home, and then have anal sex"
"Ok, Bob"

by andrewwhiting June 25, 2009

Shit Tickets

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

by Napleo June 9, 2009

Boilers Ticket

To have sex with a women twice your age plus one year.

Hey mate, I got my Boilers Ticket last night, I had sex with your mum.

by Jymesh May 30, 2006

lotto tickets

In Detroit this is slang for packets of heroin because it often comes wrapped up in old lottery tickets especially if you buy it at the Brewster-Douglas projects.

yo, ya wanna throw dome some scrilla on a few lotto tickets?

by Krunk Nasty November 8, 2007

Season Ticket Holder

Generally considered to be the male in a friends with benefits or fuck buddy relationship. A season ticket holder has a year round, infinite supply of season tickets and a complete sexual grip both mentally and physically around his female counterpart.

Rupert: "So you can really fuck her whenever you want? She's so hot."

Carlos: "Haha you have no idea. I'm a Season Ticket Holder bro, this chick loves me".

Rupert: "I wish I had season tickets with Christina..."

by Cristobal Marmol August 16, 2010

tickets to policeman's ball

Defination:

To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.

ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t

by duckluva1 June 24, 2017

ticket

ticket in northern ireland. replaces sweet or mad or few other words

do you like my car? aye its ticket mate

by outtacontrol November 3, 2007