rough trade

A 1970's Canadian band lead by Carole Pope and Kevan Staples. They sang about wiggitywacklesbian themes. See High School Confidential.

...She makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way...--High School Confidential

by Agent Chainsawlady October 13, 2004

Jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

A play on "Jack of all trades, master of none."

"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."

by 3sqzper July 21, 2008

tirade

1. A lot of words/wordstream
2. Double tempo rapper

1. Man, that lecture was like a tirade

2. Yo, that Nigga is a Tirade

by T-rade April 12, 2006

Triad

A legal herbal aroma mix that when smoked, will produce synthetic THC, leading to an excited, short-lived high comparable to marijuana smoke. Also known as K2 and Genie.

Yo we smoked some triad out of Kenn'y new glass bowl last night, it was fun.

by TheEqualizer December 21, 2010

furr trader

A lesbian; a female who is sexually attractted to another female.

It was obvious that Dawn was a furr trader, as she always wore flannel shirts and jeans, with her hair messy.

by Sammy Jane September 7, 2008

Twinkie trade

The going rate of any new inmate, upon his arrival to prision. His exact value being "one Twinkie". Often temporarily traded from one lifer to another, for sexual favours.

"Hey, man. I need to borrow your gimp for the night. Can I pay with a Twinkie trade?"

by D. Gould January 6, 2007

fork and trident

An expression used to explain someone's substandard thinking capacity and/or verbal creativity.

Go slap the cereal monkey you fork and trident.

by Void July 19, 2003