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like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.
Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.
by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006
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tree ornament

a black man hanging from a tree with a rope in a noose around his neck
billy bob said with a tear in his eye, I know it aint christmas yet,but that thar tree ornament sure is pretty
by frankenpimp February 10, 2004
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Treebeard

An Ent from The Lord of The Ring's Trilogy.

One of the most creative creatures from J.R.R. Tolkein's mind, Ents are tree like creatures that are very old and talk very slow.

In the book, Gandalf tells that the Ents are a very mighty force of Good, like how the cave trolls are a mighty force of evil.

Their main part in the Trilogy is in The Two Towers where the Ents take down Sauruman the white at Isenguard. This is done quite easily since his land is emptied and his army has gone to Helms Deep to slaughter the men of Rohan.

With a surprise attack, and the encouraging help of the two hobbits Merry and Pippin, Isenguard is taken down with ease.
"Now we must decide if the Ents are going to WAR!"
by Frodo Bag Feet January 3, 2005
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Man Juice Tree

A tree that each spring is abloom with pretty white flowers, though their scent is nothing like a flower – rather it has the distinct odor of “Man Juice” (aka semen, jizz, goo).
Dang – shut all the windows, that damn Man Juice Tree is stinking up the house!
by Neckfarter Queen April 16, 2009
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dead tree

A hard copy of a book. That is, a physical series of papers, composed primarily of non-living organic matter originating from trees, that are bound together into a single volume.
Carrying all these dead trees around campus is really hurting my back.
by thrillkillbill January 8, 2009
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trim her tree

To cut or shave a female's pussy. AKA: Trim your bush
Her boy friend thought it was nasty when she went too long with out trimming her tree. She took forever in the shower because she had to trim her tree.
by L. May 13, 2005
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tree sitty

How a 10 year old says (Xbox) 360.
Brat: Mommy, I want a tree sitty.
Mother: No.
Brat: TREE SITTY, TREE SITTY! I WANT A TREE SITTY!
by Ruklo June 19, 2006
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