Toose

A very old, desert dwelling man. Lives for small children and a power running game. Even though he's male, he has been known to pee sitting down.

Claim to fame: IJPM

Parent #1: Oh shit, there's Toose.

Parent #2: {grabs kids, runs in house, locks doors and windows}

by BigCat03 February 5, 2009

toothpick

a person who is diagnosed with or suffers from any kind of cancer disease,indicating the loss of weight and decline in health after all the chemo therapies and medication.

Uncle Sam was at the doctor's last week.He is a toothpick now.

by milanfanabhi January 13, 2010

toothbrush

invented in Hillman, Michigan.... if it were anywhere else it would be the teethbrush

hey i lost all my teeth except for one... can i use your toothbrush

by JmfT19 October 7, 2009

'Tooth Fairy

Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.

Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.

by J. Cox December 27, 2008

toochin that booty

when someone sticks out their ass to make it appear larger

"dude, look at that DONK"

"aint no way homegurl's ass is THAT big. shes definitely toochin that booty"

by hlpbpmk September 29, 2008

Toothpaste nuts

when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.

the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts

by ernae August 18, 2011

Toothpaste

Toothpaste is an hygiene item that everyone should use. It saves your life... and other peoples lives. It would be great if you woke up in the morning and immediately brush your teeth. It sounds very simple, because it is very very simple. Its not that hard people. All you have to do is get up and go to your bathroom and pop out that toothbrush and toothpaste and get to working. Thank you all for your cooperation! And I hope you feel amazing when people are actually talking to you now. (:

"Ew whats that smell?"

"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"

by getinloserweregoingshopping July 7, 2017